Ryan & Collin is the internet version of going to a massage parlor and not needing to tip but still getting the happy ending.

Since laughter is the best medicine, you won't need to worry about how the government and big business are screwing you out of a decent health care plan.

In the end, Ryan & Collin is about friends. Two friends. Friends that bounce through life together like two testicles clinging to the underside of the shaft. Collin would describe their friendship in the words of Henry Ford, "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." Ryan would describe it in the words of Oscar Wilde who said, "A true friend stabs you in the front." And Collin does....repeatedly.